|
|
Post by theredauthar on Nov 21, 2022 20:26:41 GMT -5
++*kkzzrttkkxt* Testin’ Testin’. Uh…Dis is da Boss…er Gen….er…. Dis is Ol’ Bale Eye. Yeah Dat’s Right. I’ve been talkin’ wif da Gork…I mean Mork…I mean da Emprah, and we’ve been finkin’ dat yooz got a lot of scrap. Jus whole lots of scrap. An’ if da Yellow Beakiez ain’t buildin’ wif it, or dem red tek boyz, it’s jus goin’ ta waste. So we’ve been finkin’ yooz should jus give it all to da Orkz. Yeah! Just give it all to da Orkz so dey can do stuff wif it. And…eh? Wot? Can’t ya see I’m busy….fine. Oi you lots, Giffit sayz hi by da way. Jus fink about da scrap, ‘kay? Ol’ Bale Eye out!++
|
|
|
|
Post by Fate's End on Nov 21, 2022 22:15:06 GMT -5
++ I can procure scrap for such a vaunted personality as---whatever your name is. But the real question I have for you is what, exactly, you'll give in return for it.? ++
|
|
|
|
Post by theredauthar on Nov 22, 2022 1:13:20 GMT -5
++ Eh? Wot? Yooz want to trade? Well uh… lemme see for a sec… *Sound of rustling* Hang on, Hang on. Ooo I waz wonderin’ where dat got off ta. *Sound of something falling over* Oi! Don’t chew on da wirez and stuff! *Sound of swearing and screaming* Uh…How about….Oh I know! I can give ya Giffit! ‘E’s a scrawny fellar, bit on da whiney side, and he screams real funky if ya step on ‘is foot, but ‘es ded useful for…somfin.++
|
|
|
|
Post by theredauthar on Dec 25, 2022 2:42:11 GMT -5
++*kzzztkrk* 'ello? Testin'….Testin'….daw zoggin' piece of….*bzrrt* Dere. Dat shud do it. So uh…dis is…*papers ruffing* Gen-er-all Boss-eye. Was dat it? Da guy from before. Oh yeah, I said I was Ol' Bale Eye right? Or was dat da ovver one….Never mind. Point is we ain't got da scrap ya promised yet. We even sent ya Giffit. Loaded him up in a box wif a purty bow and everfing. Right special it was. Da Mekboyz say….I mean da…Feeled Ordy-nance Krew…said 'e shuld 'ave arrived by now. It was a good trade, I says. And ya didn't send us any scrap back. Where's your Cand..cand…Candy-mass? No it was Cand-del-mass Spirit? Well eiver way, Merry Zoggin' Can-del-mass and a Happy New Buggy…..Wot you mean it's new yar? Wot's a yar?! *kzztgrkl*++
|
|
